Nick: Mom! Do we have to? I mean it's all Joe's fault! Joe: HEY! Nick: well it is Denise: your dad and I think this would be a great opportunity for all of you, even you Nicholas Nick: but I did nothing wrong! Denise: anything you say will not make me change my mind. You guys are going to public school, starting Monday. Nick: but mommy! (gives his mom the puppy dog eyes) Denise: NICHOLAS!!!! (gives a stern look to Nick) that doesn't work on me anymore! You're not 5! Nick: I'm 5 with a 1 in front of it! Denise: don't smart mouth me Nicholas! All of you go to your rooms! Kevin, Joe, Nick: but... Denise: NOW!!!! Nick, Joe, Kevin: fine (Joe and Kevin go to their room and Nick follows them) Kevin: aren't you supposed to go to YOUR room? Nick: yeah, but I feel like hanging out with my bros (grabs Joe and Kevin and brings them closer for a group hug) Kevin: you're really pushing it Nick: (lets go of Joe and Kevin) sorry Joe: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL AGAIN!! Kevin: we went to public school before all of this Joe: but that was 4 years ago Kevin: it wasn't THAT long ago Joe: yes it was (has a flashback to 6th grade, the nerdy year for Joe) Pete: Jonas, where's the money? Joe: I don't have it! Pete: yes you do Jonas (points to Joe's pocket) it's right there (grabs the money out of his pocket) Joe: but that's for my lunch! Pete: TOO BAD!!! (picks Joe up and throws him in the trash can) Joe: EWWWWWWWW!! I'M COVERED IN GUM!!! (somebody drops their drink in the garbage and it falls on Joe) EWWWWWWWW! I'M COVERED IN PRUNE JUICE!!!! Joe: (back in reality) UGHHH! I HATE PIG-FACE PETE!! Nick: why did they call him that exactly? Kevin: he had a pig-like face Nick: I'm soooo happy I didn't go to your school! He must have been pretty ugly Kevin: he was Joe: wait! When did mom say we start? Kevin: Monday. Were you paying attention at all? Joe: not really Kevin: I'll be surprised if you pass Joe: Mom knows we're going to attack by screaming girls! Why is she sending us AND risking our lives? Kevin: cause your stupidity and your divaness Nick: dude, we can just like make a disguise or something. Joe: and you're expecting us to pull it off for 9 months. Yeah Right! We'll be noticed the first 9 seconds! Nick: not if we make it good enough. Kevin: I am sooo not doing that every day! Nick: what? Kevin: your disguise plan, that's what. Let's ditch it. Mom's making us go back to school to help us out, not for us to pretend to be some made-up weirdos. Nick: yeah, maybe we should ditch it, I mean come on! I would have to straighten my hair like every day. Do you even know what that will do to my perfect awesome curls? (runs his fingers through his hair) Joe: we don't care and does anybody know what the name of the prision we're going to? Kevin: I think it's Reckridge High. Doesn't Sara go there? Nick: oh yeah! Joe's "girlfriend" Joe: she isn't my girlfriend! We aren't really even friends anymore! She's got that skateboarder dude Ryan Shuckler Kevin: don't you mean Sheckler and he's awesome! Joe: not helping Kevin!! I don't want to face her if she's with her hot shot boyfriend!! Kevin: sadly, he goes there too Joe: well this should be fun. I've got to face her boyfriend AND crazy obsessed fans Kevin and Nick: WE DO TOO!! Joe: but you don't have to worry about the Ryan guy Kevin: true, true Nick: (yawns) let's go to bed. We have to get up pretty early for school. Joe: like what time? Nick: 5:30, 6 at the latest Joe: oh boy, that will be hard Kevin: and I don't want to be tardy the first day. Do you know what that will do to my rep with the teachers? Joe: (puts his arm on Kevin's shoulder) get over it. Kevin: Sara said that the teachers are really mean there. If you're late by like 1 second, you're toast Joe: you talk to Sara? Kevin: just because you hate her doesn't mean I have to. Nick: guys! it's like 11:30! Lets go to bed already! Kevin and Joe: fine, but shouldn't you go to YOUR room? Nick: oh yeah, see you in the morning!(leaves and slams the door) Kevin: DON'T SLAM THE DOOR!! Nick: (through the door) SORRY! Kevin: goodnight Joe Joe: whatever (hides his head under his pillow) ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- -------- okay, so that's the first chapter of what i go 2 school 4. the next one will probably be up tuesday or wednesday, I don'r know yet. I haven't even started writing it yet. also, camp rock premieres tonight!! YA! I've been waiting for this since they finished filming in october! and check out JB's new music video if you haven't already! it's awesome and it was the best music video I've ever seen!!!!