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http://www.NOCUREFORTHAT.COM is the sister site to The Hermit w/ Davis Fleetwood. you've got words. images. projects. songs. a soapbox to stand on, or a niche to tickle. you are creating in mediums not yet created. you are a NCFT contributor. you will create a unique on-line community. CONTENT in NCFT will form a very loose "dialogue" with THE HERMIT WITH DAVIS FLEETWOOD. While you should not feel compelled in any way to respond to what he is doing on his show, he may very well respond to you. I know you know what I'm saying. COVER LETTERS No need. PASTE Your entire document into the e-mail message. We can't open attachments from you until we trust you. And we just don't trust you yet. SUBMITTING multiple things each month is fine. Just submit one piece per email. FORMATTING. KISS is not just a group of grown men in heels and clown make up preaching Satan worship, it is also an acronym that applies to how we would like you to format your pieces: KEEP IT SIMPLE SALLY. CURLY QUOTES / SMART APOSTROPHES / CLEVER SYMBOLS 
Please ensure that the pasted-into-e-mail version of your submission does not contain "curly quotes" or "smart quotes" or any other kind of allegedly intelligent punctuation. In our email, it may very well look like this: “I’get up get get get down’t nine one one is ’s copy of ‘a joke’s in your town, ’ ” O’ nine one one is a joke. YOUR NAME Should be on your submission. Put your name and phone number under the title of your piece. Absolutely all submissions must look like this: I'M BRILLIANT [story title] By [author's name] (555) 555-5555 [phone number] myemail@yahoo.com [e-mail address] The e-mail address listed should be the one you would like to appear linked to your byline should we choose to publish your submission. If you do not want your e-mail address linked to your byline, please tell us so. YOUR SUBJECT LINE should indicate what section you are submitting for. AUTHOR BIOS may be sent as well, but are not required. PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED WORK - we will consider publishing, but you must let us know if/ when/ where the piece was previously published.
 PAYMENT -No, sorry. Mom will be proud. RESPONSE TIME between one minute and never. Please don't take offense. This is a one man operation.
 If you would like to be considered for publication, submit here. Deadline to be considered for the June issue of NCFT is May 28. no cure for that