Jurassic Park - "Weird Al" Yankovic Parody of MacArthur Park - Jimmy Webb (performed by Richard Harris) Album - Alapalooza Lyrics I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone shut the fence off in the rain I admit it's kinda eerie But this proves my chaos theory And I don't think I'll be coming back again Oh no I cannot approve of this attraction 'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone let T. Rex out of his pen I'm afraid those things'll harm me 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend Oh no (roar roar roar ahh ahh ahh) Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild What a crummy weekend this has been Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket Think I'll tell them where I'll stick it 'Cause I'm never coming back this way again Oh no... woah no