Presidential candidate Ron Paul has gone from obscurity to prominence as his base of supporters continues to surge. Inner party members have become very concerned as donations to Ron Paul have eclipsed those of better-known front-runners considered to be more electable and more controllable by the inner party. The problem with a president Ron Paul is that inner party members demand a candidate who will submit entirely to the agenda of the corporate party elite, and Ron Paul does not appear willing to do this. Furthermore, inner party members have worked very hard to legalize extensive government invasions of personal privacy, and Ron Paul is holding fast with quaint notions of “Constitutional Rights” to privacy. None of our other front-running candidates have any principles whatsoever, they are completely malleable, have flip-flopped repeatedly, and are willing and eager to do anything they are told to do by the wealthy corporate oligarchs who actually run this country. Ron Paul, on the other hand, appears to have consistency, sincerity, and integrity, and inner party members are rightfully wary of a candidate who exhibits these qualities and is actually able think for himself. The inner party has had free rein the past 7 years, as George W. Bush has neither the intelligence nor the intellectual curiosity to question the absurdly impractical and costly militaristic agenda put forth by our kleptocratic neoconservative base. All this would change under a Ron Paul administration. Dr. Paul has spoken out against the enormous deficit spending that has taken place under the Bush administration, as well as against the war in Iraq. What Dr. Paul does not realize or does not subscribe to is that the inner party cabal is made up of neoconservative corporate welfare fascists. That is who we are. We love to disparage the evils of big government and taxation, but the inner party doesn’t really mean it. We run enormous deficits and the federal debt has nearly doubled since President Bush took office. The concept of fiscal responsibility under the current administration has become an inside joke, and we want to milk runaway spending as long as we can get away with it. Ron Paul, however, appears to be a traditional libertarian conservative pursuing small government and fiscal responsibility. The inner party has long since departed from traditional conservatism, and in fact we love welfare, as long as it’s corporate welfare. Tax dollars going to corporations instead of the needy. The inner party uses the federal government as a conduit to transfer tax dollars from the middle class, who pay the majority of taxes in the U.S., to the coffers of large government contractors. That’s how it works. The inner party doesn’t want to slash taxes or shrink government, we want to keep taxes right where they are and funnel the money to private corporations run by inner party members. Furthermore, Ron Paul’s affection for 4th Amendment privacy and personal liberty is a threat to the massive government surveillance network we have worked so hard to establish. Any good neoconservative fascist cherishes the party’s ability to eavesdrop, wiretap, datamine, and electronically monitor any citizen at any time, but not Dr. Paul. He seems to have a preoccupation with the U.S. Constitution, a document the inner party has increasingly viewed as an obstacle toward achieving our goals. Our final and biggest problem with Ron Paul is that it appears impossible to blackmail or corrupt him, which would make him much harder to control. Inner party favorite Rudy Giuliani, by contrast, is a corrupt fascist megalomaniac with no moral compass whatsoever. Which makes Rudy Giuliani incredibly easy to control. Rudy Giuliani has no goal or objective in life other than to be perceived as the man in power, making him the perfect choice for the inner party. And we’ll give Rudy the leading role in the class play as long he reads the script we hand him. Remember, the party’s power is greatest when the president is merely a puppet, and Ron Paul is not that man. A final note to all you Ron Paul supporters, shoveling money into Ron Paul money bombs, just remember that when president Giuliani ascends to the throne, we’ll remember who you are and we know where you live.