Written by my roomate Andy, my neighbor Wentworth, and myself. I play all instruments and sing. Lyrics: This song is about a man, Who's on an epic quest - A quest to become the President of the United States of America. Now it doesn't really matter if you think you're going to vote for him or not, Because God's already decided that he's going to win. Stephen Colbert...this one's for you. He's already the President of the Colbert Nation, And the President in all of our hearts. He said he's only running in South Carolina, But The Word is that's just the start. Stephen Colbert for President, He's the man to unite this whole land. He's the perfect candidate for President, Because he's white, male, and a South Carolina Resident. I don't know about the other guys who are running, They're not even all guys. Giuliani, I'm calling you out on that one - We all think you're a woman in disguise. That's why I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President, He's the man to unite this whole land. Stephen Colbert for President. This song is really simple so you sing along. He used to be kept down by the man, *cough*Jon Stewart*cough* His hopes and dreams were crushed Daily. Now he's got his own pulpit. I say, preach on brother, I want to hear what you've got to say to me. I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President He's the man to lead this whole land. He's the perfect candidate for President, Because he's white male and a South Carolina resident. We've all voted for him before. Now he's got his own bridge, who could ask for more? And the best thing is he trusts his gut, doesn't care about science. That's right, I'm talking 'bout you Al Gore. I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President, He's the man who can unite this whole land. Stephen Colbert for President, The man for us all. I said Stephen Colbert for President, I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President, I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President. He only needs fifty-one percent.