Josh determines whether or not certain terms lead to NSFW.. Searchin’ USA Episode “Up with learn” Josh: OMG, I am so glad you can make it, we have got a great show for you today, complete with sarcastic banter and commentary on our sad society. Put the kids to bed though because this show will warp their little brains, let’s do this. This episodes theme is will it lead to porn? So let’s check out the top five things that almost got us fired for researching, number five is Bruce Springsteen at 310. Thank the sweet Virgin Mary on a corn dog searching for the boss did not yield any porn. Number four, Jessica Alba at number 38, sadly searching for this starlet did not yield any porn either… Number three, mindless self-indulgence. Now I suspected that this would lead me into a homepage of a Baptist church, but I wasn’t prepared for what it did lead to… A cupcake factory! Number two, black beauty, at 501. This one is totally my fault, I was searching for a replacement show in a dark color for my infant and I got way more than I bargained for. And my number one will it lead to porn search term of the week is Panda movies at 801. Now we followed this term and did not find any terms involving pandas, but it did turn into some films with horses and now I am going to go washout my eyes with nail polish remover. Hey, speaking of the internet’s if you want to go online go to godaddy.com for .com names as low as $1.99, world class hosting and fast and easy website building utilities, also get 10$ off with this code. Just type it in and get your fat steaming slab into the internet. Now it is time for a new segment I like to call, up with learn, where we celebrate the internets ability to make us know things, and stuff. At number 524, periodic table rekindled our hopes that the internet is still a place to inform and educate a place to broaden our horizons with experiences we could never fathom. Well after finding this term we briefly believe that the internet could still be that engine that drove us further to the vanguard of civilization, them we found the latest element, pornium... the atomic wave, shame. And now for a very important combonation, where we find hilarious neighbors in the top one thousand, this week raspy voiced Canadian rocker Bryan Adams at 955 and ultra painful sexually transmitted virus herpes at 956. I don’t know it just seems to work. Alright well I am going to get home because I am going to watch that episode of F Troop that I Tevoed last night, and until I stop laughing, keep searchin’ USA.