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So today I wandered around Central Park, and found THE funniest duck ever! He was just sitting there with 3 other ducks, bouncing his tail rhythmically and opening and closing his mouth like he was talking... for 10 minutes! You can hear on the video that he's not making any sound. He's just sitting next to a pond in central park, bouncing around. It looks like he's got a song stuck in his head or something. Watch his tail. He's the happiest creature I've ever seen. You are now commanded to watch the duck video whenever you have even the slightest negative emotion. It's guaranteed to make your day (and probably life) better.