Minutemen are so full of CRAP, they can hardly contain it from spewing out of their mouths. Listen as the stupidest Hispanic in the country actually farts when he speaks! That's what happens when you ASSimilate into Minute Men culture. Definition of MINUTE minute mīˈn(y)oōt; mə- adjective ( -nutest ) extremely small : a minute fraction of an inch. See note at small . • so small as to verge on insignificance : he will have no more than a minute chance of exercising significant influence. • (of an inquiry or investigation, or an account of one) taking the smallest points into consideration; precise and meticulous : a minute examination of the islands.