At a press conference, Pizza Hut CEO David Novak announces a new and groundbreaking product sure to send shockwaves through the wo... more > At a press conference, Pizza Hut CEO David Novak announces a new and groundbreaking product sure to send shockwaves through the worlds of theoretical geometry, global commerce, and pizza. With increasing American paranoia and the incessent push for obscure consumer novelty in today's geo-political climate, it's difficult to tell whether this is satire or prognostication. http://www.seattleuntimely.com < less