After a summer of glitz and excess, National Lampoon reminds you to reflect on the spiritual side of life. For more boom boom, visit http://www.nationallampoon.com (Benedict Yo) x 4 Boom Boom Boom x 8 Yo, I got a message for the youth I got some spiritual truths And I’m down with ya'll More than Pope John Paul JP is the dead one Pope B's a lot more fun I am a Boom Boom Pope How my beat bang Boom Boom Pope I am the Boom Boom Pope My church is really dope Obama calls me B-16 I got more power than the Queen Catholic 3008 No more 2000 and late It's got that Boom Boom Boom That future Boom Boom Boom Come and give it to me Boom Boom Boom x 8 I'm here and everything's cooler The church's flyest ruler When I come back from my jeweler Bishops go Ape shit uh Ya'll think Kanye's rich? Uh-uh Kanye's a little bitch His ride is no big deal I got the Pope-Mobile I'm the Pope and I'm the man Living large in the Vatican Harder, Faster, Better, German Sexy ladies like my sermon cuz I'm Pope Benjamin I got the Benjamins I got the crib up in St. Pete's And I can forgive your sins People in the square If you want to hear my prayer Put your hands in the air B-16 drops the beat now (yup yup) I be blessin' my peeps (yup yup) I be belssin' my peeps (yup yup yup yup uh, uh) Here we go Rules you know Abortions are for big hoes Gays having sex in their Boom Boom Satanists, Scientists Playing with stem cells Going straight to Hell in a Boom Boom Going to Hell in a Boom Boom Going to Hell in a Heaven is bumpin' bumpin' And I am Boom Boom x 2 Peace out beetches!