The One With the Sonogram at the End -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Scene Central Perk, everyone\'s there.] Monica: What you guys don\'t understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y\'serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y\'know? I mean it\'s like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. Ross: Yeah, and-and it\'s not that we don\'t like the comedian, it\'s that-that... that\'s not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert\'s over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y\'know? I mean, we\'re in the car, we\'re fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you\'re gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex? Opening Credits [Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.] Ross: No, it\'s good, it is good, it\'s just that- mm- doesn\'t she seem a little angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she. Marsha: He\'s out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like \'Gee, that glacier\'s getting k...