The batmobile experiences a series of mechanical failures and changes operating modes, first into a motorcycle, then a unicycle, and so on. The money has mysteriously gone missing from the World Wildlife Fund. A woman's lover makes her pirate fantasy overly realistic. Dr. Manhattan interrupts a bank robbery bank hostages, but puts one of the rescued hostages in a very awkward position. The premise for Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" backfires big time. The dungeon master bails from a D&D gaming session, so a nerd proposes an alternate gaming adventure.